I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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