So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Blood and glitter go together right?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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