I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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