No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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