he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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