i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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