I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
