Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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