why didn't you poke me back
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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