Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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