yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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