I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
what day is it and did you see me today?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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