He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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