it hurts more in the daytime
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
