I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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