I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
