we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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