how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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