And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There r osticjed everywhere
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I have post one night stand depression
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