you win again, gameday.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
