Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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