super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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