talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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