On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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