HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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