I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
well I can't set my house on fire every night
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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