remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize