sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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