Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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