At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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