We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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