am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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