Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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