cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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