I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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