u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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