I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish i was in the wii world.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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