You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Still dying that you shit outside
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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