Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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