I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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