And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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