Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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