Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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