And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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