Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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