He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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