It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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