No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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