Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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