You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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