I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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