I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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