Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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