Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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